1. Yup, that’s a boxed set of the Fifty Shades trilogy of books - in Chinese. It’s amazing what people will donate! (at Open Books)

    Yup, that’s a boxed set of the Fifty Shades trilogy of books - in Chinese. It’s amazing what people will donate! (at Open Books)

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  2. It’s that time of year again! People treat you so much nicer if you’re wearing something silly! (at Open Books)

    It’s that time of year again! People treat you so much nicer if you’re wearing something silly! (at Open Books)

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  3. these are so fuckin intense pls send me them (retry)

    aaronbsam:

    A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
    B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
    C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
    D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
    E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
    F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
    G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
    H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
    I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
    J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
    K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
    L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
    M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
    N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
    O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
    P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
    Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
    R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
    S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
    T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
    U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
    V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
    W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
    X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
    Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don’t lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
    Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

    Any of my followers want to ask me any of these?

    Seriously, any takers?

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  4. "I have foreseen your gruesome demise, and I shall dance on your grave when it has come to pass." (Petra has such a Grinchy evil face in this photo, I saw it and immediately came up with that caption.)

    "I have foreseen your gruesome demise, and I shall dance on your grave when it has come to pass." (Petra has such a Grinchy evil face in this photo, I saw it and immediately came up with that caption.)

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  5. I’m all set up! Come see me and Squamous, the Tumor Baby at Chicago ZineFest 2014 going on today from 11-6! (at Chicago Zine Fest)

    I’m all set up! Come see me and Squamous, the Tumor Baby at Chicago ZineFest 2014 going on today from 11-6! (at Chicago Zine Fest)

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  6. 'Hi there! I'm Petra Pricklepants, the Herp-a-Derp Hedgie!”

    'Hi there! I'm Petra Pricklepants, the Herp-a-Derp Hedgie!”

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  7. "Hey baby, are those ‘Space Pants’? Cuz your ass is out of this wor … Holy hell, those ARE Space Pants. And they are awful. You are going to die alone…" (at Pearl’s Place)

    "Hey baby, are those ‘Space Pants’? Cuz your ass is out of this wor … Holy hell, those ARE Space Pants. And they are awful. You are going to die alone…" (at Pearl’s Place)

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  8. This was an interesting book I came across. It featured the lyric “I’ve got hoes / In different area codes” and an explanation of having multiple lovers across the USA where calling them requires the use of multiple codes set up by the government to allow for a larger allowance of phone numbers to be used, separated by geographical area. (at Open Books)

    This was an interesting book I came across. It featured the lyric “I’ve got hoes / In different area codes” and an explanation of having multiple lovers across the USA where calling them requires the use of multiple codes set up by the government to allow for a larger allowance of phone numbers to be used, separated by geographical area. (at Open Books)

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  9. This is a real thing. And now I understand why the Romance/ChickLit sections are always overflowing with books… (at Open Books)

    This is a real thing. And now I understand why the Romance/ChickLit sections are always overflowing with books… (at Open Books)

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  10. There are no words. I need to leave stacks of old photos alone…  Who is this person?

    There are no words. I need to leave stacks of old photos alone… Who is this person?

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  11. Your buddies miss you already, Gwerpy Gwerps…  It’s sad to know moments like these are limited to photos now…

    Your buddies miss you already, Gwerpy Gwerps… It’s sad to know moments like these are limited to photos now…

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  12. Just a friendly reminder that Squamous loves you all, despite being full of hate, and wishes you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
<3

    Just a friendly reminder that Squamous loves you all, despite being full of hate, and wishes you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

    <3

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  13. Guess who got a new camera!

    2 months ago  /  1 note

  14. Sorry I haven&#8217;t been around much.  I owe you all a LOT of drawings.
Hell, I owe MYSELF a lot of drawings.
I owe myself a lot of things.
Maybe I need to start collecting on my tab.

    Sorry I haven’t been around much.  I owe you all a LOT of drawings.

    Hell, I owe MYSELF a lot of drawings.

    I owe myself a lot of things.

    Maybe I need to start collecting on my tab.

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

  15. @AltonBrown America, HECK YEAH! (Keychain salt shaker love) #AltonBrownLive #Chicago (at Oriental Theatre)

    @AltonBrown America, HECK YEAH! (Keychain salt shaker love) #AltonBrownLive #Chicago (at Oriental Theatre)

    2 months ago  /  0 notes