the one TRUE secret to a great sex life
Better advice than anything out of COSMO.
A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.
There’s a Deck of Many Things behind glass, a gate, guard lions, and a DM that says ‘no.’
OH MAN I’m just reminiscing about all the wacky misadventures that were had as a result of the Deck of Many Things…
But when it comes to hilarious artifacts that made my DMs cringe, it was the MANY things that can be done by having a
Decanter of Endless Water in the party’s possession.
outofcontextdnd, via choochoobear)
1 hour = 60 minutes
1 hour = three anime episodes
Well, as long as you're skipping the junk OP/ED or they do a lot of recap from the previous episode that you don't need to watch.
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
IT GOT BETTER
My god this is fucking amazing
Oh my god, I admit to watching through this at least twice.
I had to explain technology to my grandmother and now my parents are making fun of me this is not a very good day.
I used to get paid a small amount of money to go to my elderly relatives’ houses and help try and explain their computers to them.
I had to explain .zip files as “a suitcase, where you can put lots of things inside and squish them down to make everything smaller and fit inside, and then you ZIP it up.”
from left to right;
I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.
My friend’s parents sent her away.
I found death threats in my locker.
I submitted to electroshock therapy.
I lost half my friends after coming out.
My grandmother sends me hate mail.
My school won’t let me take my date to prom.
I am not here anymore.
My dad tried to beat it out of me.
No one is proud of me.
This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.
The “I am not here anymore.”
Oh my. This hit hard.
i don’t even care that this isn’t black and white.
lui19h, via vengeful-dolphins)
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
You’re thinking of the doyouthinkhesaurus.
meladoodle, via reverofenola)
ok little update (aka I’m posting this to make myself feel better) my mom called the therapist lady and hopefully she will call back soon and I’ll be able to go again REALLY HOPING THAT WILL BE SOON BECAUSE I REALLY WANT THIS TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY. STOP THE NONSense
Glad to hear it. Let me know if you need any additional support.
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
OMG I wonder if Petra Pricklepants would like to go shopping with me tomorrow!
(She would not. She does not like anything. She is such a prissy little diva hog.)
It takes less than 30 seconds and less than 10 clicks to do all 4 links…PLEASE help dogs and cats in shelters!!
1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click
2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click
I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :)
So I clicked the first two links because dogs are not cats.
I did not click the second two links because of cats.
The first two good deeds cancel out the second two evil deeds, right? Don’t look at me like that! Cats!!! WHY???
do-not-touch-my-food, via vengeful-dolphins)
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
Plot twist: People begin.
afterswoon, via vengeful-dolphins)
I sewed ears onto this sweater I am trUly an animal
No you’re not - animals can’t sew!
If you were truly an animal you probably would have peed somewhere, spun in a circle, and gone to sleep.
It’s hard to complain that someone is staring at your tits when YOUR TITS ARE STARING AT ME.