There’s a Deck of Many Things behind glass, a gate, guard lions, and a DM that says ‘no.’

Mel (DM)

OH MAN I’m just reminiscing about all the wacky misadventures that were had as a result of the Deck of Many Things

But when it comes to hilarious artifacts that made my DMs cringe, it was the MANY things that can be done by having a Decanter of Endless Water in the party’s possession.

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  • Everyone: 1 hour = 60 minutes
  • Me: 1 hour = three anime episodes
  • Well, as long as you're skipping the junk OP/ED or they do a lot of recap from the previous episode that you don't need to watch.

vengeful-dolphins:

I had to explain technology to my grandmother and now my parents are making fun of me this is not a very good day.

I used to get paid a small amount of money to go to my elderly relatives’ houses and help try and explain their computers to them.

I had to explain .zip files as “a suitcase, where you can put lots of things inside and squish them down to make everything smaller and fit inside, and then you ZIP it up.”

foreversearchingforanswers:

toxicteardrops:

l-ovelynialler:

from left to right;

I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.

My friend’s parents sent her away.

I found death threats in my locker.

I submitted to electroshock therapy.

I lost half my friends after coming out.

My grandmother sends me hate mail.

My school won’t let me take my date to prom.

I am not here anymore.

My dad tried to beat it out of me.

No one is proud of me.

This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.

The “I am not here anymore.” 

Oh my. This hit hard.

i don’t even care that this isn’t black and white.
read this

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automine:

ok little update (aka I’m posting this to make myself feel better) my mom called the therapist lady and hopefully she will call back soon and I’ll be able to go again REALLY HOPING THAT WILL BE SOON BECAUSE I REALLY WANT THIS TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY. STOP THE NONSense

Glad to hear it.  Let me know if you need any additional support.

It takes less than 30 seconds and less than 10 clicks to do all 4 links…PLEASE help dogs and cats in shelters!!

crowdog66:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :) 

So I clicked the first two links because dogs are not cats.

I did not click the second two links because of cats.

The first two good deeds cancel out the second two evil deeds, right?  Don’t look at me like that!  Cats!!!  WHY???

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